“Sarah Palin is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.”
“Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a horse’s ass”
“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”
“It looks like they picked Sarah goddamn Palin. We have to get moving.”
“Being in the building with Sarah Palin that night is a transformative and oddly unsettling experience. It’s a little like having live cave-level access for the ripping-the-heart-out-with-the-bare-hands scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”
“One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.”