“Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way”
“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”
“Either way I don't come first, which for some stupid reason bothers hell out of me, having grown up with the notion that I always had to be number one. Family heritage, don't you know?”
“But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.”
“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -TommyDing, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on the correct answer.”
“You don't have to seduce me, you know. I"m a sure thing."~Tommy aka "Ender”