“The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, He scarcely saw the play at all For starting to review it.”
“PALATABLE CRITICISM: In a performance review, don't offer more than three criticisms. That's all an employee can digest.”
“Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.”
“A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.”
“The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews. ”
“reviews are as varied as the people who leave them.”