“You're a ring-wearing, save-yourself-for-marriage kind of girl. I dig that.”

“It's a crime to be that hot and yet, that evil.”

“Being human sucked.”

“My gracefulness took a vacation this weekend?”

“If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're talking to them.”

“If you can't forgive yourself, how can you expect me to?”

“You got to stand soaked to the bone in a rainstorm and fill up your buckets with all the water heaven has given up,' Jenniemae said. 'Then when the sun comes out, you will have your savings and never find yourself thirsty. That's how it is.”