“The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it. (on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic')”
“Irony that does not deem itself ironic is the most dangerous irony of all.”
“You can't be ironic about dead people.”
“The ironic thing about legalism is that it not only doesn't make people work harder, it makes them give up. Moralism doesn't produce morality; rather, it produces immorality.”
“Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.”
“Could the word ‘iron’ be the root from which ‘irony’ is derived?”