“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”
“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”
“I was always lucky in my bad luck.”
“If illness didn’t kill you, you died of bad luck.”
“There is no such thing as 'bad luck', only bad people and their karma that follows...”
“I left parts of myself everywhere,The way absent-minded people leaveGloves and umbrellasWhose colors are sad from dispensing so much bad luck”