“And everybody should have at least one person in his or her life who doesn't want a damned thing from them except a bit of friendly company”

“One of the most difficult situations in life is to have so much and be afraid of losing them.”

“If you have a picture of the way you think things should be, tear it up.”

“The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it. (on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic')”

“If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.”

“And they sayShe's in the class A TeamStuck in her daydreamBeen that way since eighteen, but lately,Her face seemsSlowly sinking, wastingCrumbling like pastriesAnd they screamThe worst things in life come free to usCos we're just under the upperhandGo mad for a couple gramsAnd she don't want to go outside tonightAnd in a pipe she flies to the MotherlandOr sells love to another manIt's too cold outsideFor angels to flyAngels to fly”

“why make something your responsibility if it doesn't have to be?”