“Remember that a computer is for computing and routers for routing”

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to compute it.”

“Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living.”

“Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.”

“Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes”

“My computer set-up is crazy. I have wireless set up on my iMac, aimed at a router, which itself is perfectly angled at another router, which in turn is angled at a sofa covered in tinfoil to bounce the signal to the original source. If you want to sit on that couch, you’d better be wearing a reflective astronaut suit, or at least a spaghetti strainer on your head. It reminds me of something Zelda told me: “The only thing tinfoil should cover is a Kiss. But you wouldn’t know anything about kissing.”