“I'm married. And pregnant.”
“Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested.”
“Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn't get pregnant, see?”
“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant.”
“She got herself widowed, divorced, married, and pregnant – all in ten days’ time.”
“Six months later, I was poor, pregnant, and married to a man who read Dogfu**er magazine.”