“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.”

“Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.”

“Good food makes me want to hit a punching bag like, Dat's right motherfucker. You done did it there.”

“Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.”

“But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!""Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”

“Leave it to me as I find a way to beConsider me a satellite, forever orbitingI knew all the rules, but the rules did not know meGuaranteed”

“I'll ride the wave, where it takes me!”