“Cake or death?”
“Cake and tea or death?”
“Death smells like birthday cake.”
“You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note)”
“When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation.”
“What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!”