“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”
“I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.”
“I asked the cardiologist why an electrocardiogram was called an EKG, instead of an ECG. He said, "Nazis. Nazis invented the machine." After he left, I found a napkin on my breakfast tray and wrote that down: EKG = Nazis.”
“No one who has studied Western history can cling to the belief that the Nazis invented genocide.”
“It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”
“I put the sexy in dyslexia.”