“They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”
“I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?”
“guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do”
“I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.”
“Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.”
“Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.”