“You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it!”
“They say if you stare at a telecaster long enough, all your troubles will disappearWho the H*** says that?I do”
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”
“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.”
“California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!”
“There’s no use saying anything in the schoolyard because there’s always someone with an answer and there’s nothing you can do but punch them in the nose and if you were to punch everyone who has an answer you’d be punching morning noon and night.”