“Leave it to me as I find a way to beConsider me a satellite, forever orbitingI knew all the rules, but the rules did not know meGuaranteed”

“He believes me. But that is nothing new. He always did because I was a rule follower. I played by the rules he understood. But there are new rules now, ones he doesn't know yet. He'll learn. Just as I'm learning.”

“No, I'm a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't.”

“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.”

“Happy birthday Rule, I’m giving you me for now and forever and if you want to give me back I’m not going.”

“I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex.”