“Art is vice. You don't wed it, you rape it.”
“Art is vice. You don't marry it legitimately, you rape it.”
“Art is seduction, not rape. ”
“You just don't expect to see gunfire at a wedding.”
“Mrs. Vice turned to the weddings page. She liked to look at the smiling brides and imagine how miserable they would soon be.”
“Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It's a thing you don't see nowadays.”