“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”
“His claim to Mars is lawyers' hogwash; as a lawyer myself I need not respect it.”
“Yeah, well, your people happen to be soul-sucking demons. (Wulf)You ever met a banker or a lawyer? Tell me who’s worse, my Urian or one of them? At least we need the food; they do it just for profit margins. (Phoebe)”
“When cops are on the job they love lawyers like lions love hyenas, only minus the mutual respect.”
“I will at least have gained one veryhappy day in my life. Considering the way the world is, one happy day is almost amiracle.”
“You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.”