“Brains & culture seem non-existent from one end of the social scale to the other, & half the morons yell for filth, & the other half continue to put pants on the piano-legs.”
“Half of them loved her like a daughter, and other half wanted to spread her legs, but either sort would die for her.”
“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half.”
“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.) ”
“When a person screams in pain, the actual pain is only half the noise they make. The other half is the terror at being forced to accept that they exist.”
“I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.”