“To begin with, I hate these new-fangled intermediate meals. Why can't people eat enough at luncheon to last till dinner?”
“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
“If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.”
“Ever eating, never cloying,All-devouring, all-destroyingNever finding full repast,Till I eat the world at last.”
“I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.”
“I can't hate people that much. Don't get me wrong. I want to murder every last Keeper I can find. But that's not hate. That's vengeance.”