“I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only brought me soap.”
“I'm not British.I'm American."I smile. "Sure you are.""I am.You have to be an American to attend SOAP,remember?""Soap?""School of America in Paris," he explains. "SOAP."Nice.My father sent me here to be cleansed.”
“Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.”
“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turns into soup.”
“Let me stay here," he said. "There was soap.”
“You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”