“It's hard to categorize the half expressions, the ones which reside in between. But this morning, I'm calling Perry mad by sadwest.”

“Oh good lord, I'm in a three-way with a cello.”

“Wonder is always difficult until you forgive whoever destroyed your love of surprises.”

“He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, "Thank God.”

“To boast wonder takes great courage. Being left speechless with joy is not for the weak. We forget to be surprised by everyday miracles, like toast springing up, the mesmerizing blue in the sky, or even simple friendships. To touch and remember this delicate sense of wonder, we travel. We deliberately let ourselves become tourists to welcome in this unique delight.”

“I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only brought me soap.”

“Toppling sounds like it jumped from a tall building and landed gracefully on is g.”