“They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay my taxes....”

“My limitless ability to weave time and space does not make me a god - just a da-n good writer.”

“It's much easier, in the long run, to succeed than it is, in the short run, to fail.”

“Because that's the thing about Scooby-Doo: the bad guys in every episode aren't monsters, they're liars... The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it's up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being.”

“God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.”

“...but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

“If there is nothing new under the sun, at least the sun itself is always new, always re-creating itself out of its own inexhaustible fire.”