“Norway...looked to Roosevelt "as funny a kingdom as was ever imagined outside of opera bouffe....It is much as if Vermont should offhand try the experiment of having a king.”
“Naked people look funny when they are for-real naked, outside-a-magazine naked.”
“Never mind ‘near death experiences.’ Try having a ‘near life experience.’ Much more interesting.”
“I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one`s an outsider looking on, it`s all such a bore.”
“Content Isn't King, It's the Kingdom.”
“A great many men are kept out of the kingdom of God because they are looking for somebody else’s experience—the experience their grandmother had, their aunt, or some one in the family.”