“If somebody doesn't like you, there's nothing you can do to make that person like you.”
“Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.”
“Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do”
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
“There's nothing like love or incumbent death to make you realize how many things you still want to do.”
“Once someone's dead, being sorry doesn't cut it. If you hit a man, you can apologize. If you destroy his property, you can pay him back. But if you take his life, there's nothing you can ever do to make that right. Do you understand?”