“Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously made.-The Gay Old Dog”
“So she made no secret about being gay?""Why should she?" the little old lady asked. "Nobody would care but a bunch of stuffy old men.”
“The problem with promises is that you've made one, it's bound to be broken.”
“Well thank you, me old gobbler,' said Mr. Gum handing over some money that Billy William would later discover to be made out of lies and broken promises.”
“A comrade who deserts a comrade is a cowardly dog, and all such dogs should die a dog's death, comrade -”
“ Breast feeding is a good thing. I promise you that's not what made you gay. "" I know that, men did that. And penises.”