“Ever heard of the word please?""Never.”

“Then I'll find another solution. You and I are alrunes, Lil Falcon. You'll never lose me.”

“Can you imagine a demon auction? Serial killer going once...twice...sold to the drama queen at the corner.”

“Kim's gripe with humans was nothing new. She, like the rest of the Guardians, put her life on the line every time she faced demons and was entitles to her own opinion. Sometimes I wish she would tall in love with a human. That would shut her up.”

“I like to think of birthdays as celebrating life.""Only losers acknowledge they survived a year and hope they cheat death again.”

“Can't we kidnap Old Jethro, force him to help us, then vanquish him and the healer?"Bran choked on his drink.”

“Can I flirt with another guy to make him jealous?""Oh no." She laughed, still holding my hands. "That will unleash something you can't handle. You don't mess with men that way.”