“From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.”
“Good God, Clarence! You look like a bereaved tapeworm.”
“Authors today need a publisher as much as they need a tapeworm in their guts.”
“If a person who constantly reads is labeled a bookworm, then I was quickly becoming what might be called a tapeworm.”
“Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of war.”
“From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.”