“The pen is mightier than the sword!”
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you know where to poke it.”