“The Suicide, as she is falling,Illuminated by the moon, Regrets her act, and finds appallingThe thought she will be dead so soon.”

“...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.”

“Interviewer: What is your greatest regret?Gorey: That I don't have one”

“Not everything in life can be interpreted metaphorically; that's because things fall out on the way.”

“The world may think it idiotic,Nor care at all we're symbiotic,But I will say at once and twice:I find it nice. I find it nice.”

“When people are finding meaning in things - beware.”

“The helpful thought for which you lookIs written somewhere in a book.”