“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”

“When a Lady chooses to Change Her Mind,' said the Mouse with a touch of hauteur, 'a Gentleman would consider it no more than her Privilege, and not Badger Her About It.”

“Stories of Fantasy are nothing more than the retelling of our own triumphs and sad, sad tragedies ... Tod LangleyI have that painted on my office wall and love to stare at it.”

“What a world, what a world. Who would have thought that. some little girl like you could. destroy my beautiful wickedness.- Wicket Witch of the West”

“WHAT? YOU AGAIN?' he shouted in capital letters.”

“If you do choose to take action to help others, make sure you do it with no expectation of positive response from them. Do it because the act feels right. This will keep you from making more of a mess of the situation and your emotions.”

“What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.”