“Beware of the deadly donky,falling from the sky'you can choose the way you live,my friend, but not the way you die.”

“Beware the toast that has no ears”

“FOLLOW YOUR HEARTfor your heart will always know the answer. but if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore.I mean it's just a heart, right? It's not the Dalai lama.”

“The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. ”

“He knows not where he's going,For the ocean will decide,Its not the destination,It's the glory of the ride”

“Not everything in life can be interpreted metaphorically; that's because things fall out on the way.”

“Certainly, I want to capture the reader's attention from the beginning and hold it until the end: that is half the purpose of my art. The other half must be to tell my story in the most honest way that I can.”