“Beware the toast that has no ears”

“The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. ”

“Beware of the deadly donky,falling from the sky'you can choose the way you live,my friend, but not the way you die.”

“He knows not where he's going,For the ocean will decide,Its not the destination,It's the glory of the ride”

“FOLLOW YOUR HEARTfor your heart will always know the answer. but if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore.I mean it's just a heart, right? It's not the Dalai lama.”

“When people are finding meaning in things - beware.”

“Freedom begins between the ears.”