“The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. ”

“Beware the toast that has no ears”

“He knows not where he's going,For the ocean will decide,Its not the destination,It's the glory of the ride”

“FOLLOW YOUR HEARTfor your heart will always know the answer. but if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore.I mean it's just a heart, right? It's not the Dalai lama.”

“Beware of the deadly donky,falling from the sky'you can choose the way you live,my friend, but not the way you die.”

“Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive.”

“Climb if you will, but remember that courage and strength are nought without prudence, and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste; look well to each step; and from the beginning think what may be the end.”