“Hydrogen is an odorless colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people”

“As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: "Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.”

“When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.”

“A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.”

“People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were.”

“Most truth's are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.”

“If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.”