“If the statistics are boring, then you've got the wrong numbers.”
“You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you.”
“Cos if it's encyclopedias we've got enough, like, information... and if it's God, you've got the wrong house.”
“That it is statistically easier for low-IQ people to kick an addiction than it is for high-IQ people... That boring activities become, perversely, much less boring if you concentrate intently on them.”
“You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough not to think about all the things that might go wrong.”
“Sometimes wrong numbers are the right numbers”