“There went any progress we'd made in being friends. It was going to take more than shared lunches and singing Christmas carols to get over the fact that I'd basically implied he was capable of murdering his own family.”
“Most murders are committed by someone who is known to the victim. In fact, you are most likely to be murdered by a member of your own family on Christmas day.”
“Humans were more than capable of murder all on their own.”
“Will hated Christmas, for the obvious reason: people knocked on his door, singing the song he hated more than any song in the world and expected him to give them money.”
“A man friends are more capable of working him harm than strangers; and his greatest danger lies in his own habits.”
“More weapons hidden on his body than hallelujah-singing angels, dangling from a Christmas tree.”