“What was romance but a lovely bit of play between man and woman?”
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
“The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.”
“Love between a man and woman is war.”
“Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse.”
“Well, there's a little bit of man in every woman and a little bit of woman in every man.”