“You're so far off base this time you can't even see the base!”
“You're on tenth base, I can't find you.”
“Everything you see is based on fact of a event thats already happen, Even light only travels so fast.”
“You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe”
“I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base.”
“First base was a far richer social opportunity. First base made catching feeling like a bad dinner party - what with the ump hanging on your shoulder and all the fans and cameras staring at you. At first base you could really talk.”