“It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.”
“Write a thousand words a day and in three years you'll be a writer!”
“Be prepared for some changes." His voice dropped. "It'll be noisy. Maybe dirty. Definitely messy. But I can guarantee you'll be satisfied when it's over.”
“No, it's just like when you're dead and you try to remember being alive, it'll be like thinking of winter on the hottest day of the year. You'll know it's true, but you won't really believe it.”
“In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year... Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.”
“Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life.”