“The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.”

“There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony”

“It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.”

“Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.”

“Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!”

“Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.”

“Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.”