“There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony”

“The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.”

“Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.""I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.”

“Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!”

“Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!”

“It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.”

“Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.”