“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“Yuki?” Calvin asked.“Yeah?” I asked turning back to him.“Thanks for giving me a chance,” he said and smiling his toothy grin he started walking back to his truck.Who else is going to dig through a compost heap with me? It must be love.”

“Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.”