“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
“Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth,Wednesday the best day of all,Thursday for crosses,Friday for losses, and Saturday for no luck at all.”
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”