“You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you're not there. And if you go you'll trample it and leave dirty footprints and probably spill something poisonous.”
“The grass isn't always greener on the other side it's greener where you water it”
“The grass is always greener on the other side.”
“But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,It's green where you water it”
“The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something with teeth and claws crouching in it.”
“The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.”