“I'm Homer, the blind brother.”
“I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet men who look like Quasimodo and have Homer Simpson's IQ. ”
“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”
“As learnèd commentators viewIn Homer more than Homer knew.”
“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”
“My eyes! I'm blind!”