“Are you smirking at me, Mr. Grey?” I ask sweetly. Pompous ass.”

“Are you gay, Mr. Grey?”

“Of course. Silly me. Such a sad, exciting score, which no doubt you can play? So many accomplishments, Mr. Grey.”“And the greatest one is you, Miss Steele.”

“Sweet Jesus, you're wearing stockings."--Christian Grey”

“Perhaps Mr. Grey insists on all his employees being blonde. I’m wondering idly if that’s legal.”

“I've never wanted more, until I met you. - Christian Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey”

“Christian Grey just sent me a winkey ... Oh my. I fire up Google.”