“Do you like being rich?”“Yes. Show me someone who doesn’t,” he says darkly.”
“You know,” he says, “for someone who doesn’t like touching people, you keep finding ways to put your hands on me.”
“A true Seeker, one who can make a difference, must show himself to be a Seeker. The wizard doesn’t point to someone and say, ‘Here is the Sword of Truth, you will be the Seeker.’ He doesn’t really have a choice in the matter.”
“You show me a teenager who doesn’t like to be flattered and I’ll show you a teenager who’s got a steady source of sex.”
“Just once I’d like to meet a fella who isn’t a phony. Somebody who doesn’t wanna buy me a fur so he can show me off to his boys.”
“It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.”