“I flush,and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.”
“My inner goddess is celebrating her inner bitch”
“My inner goddess has left the building and taken my libido with her.”
“My inner goddess fist-pumps the air above her chaise lounge.”
“I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting off things about my inner goddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down there.”
“Why? Were you hoping for something more exotic?"My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet."Oh no. I've had enough exotic for one day."Mr inner goddess pouts at me.”