“I've never had vanilla sex before. There's a lot to be said for it. But then, maybe it's because it's with you.”

“it's not the sex you think I've had. it's the sex i want. that's what you smell on me. because the more I look at you, the more A know about us both. And the more A want to have sex with you. because there's a certain kind of sex that has an element of cleansing. it's the antidote to disillusion. the counterpoison.”

“Maybe the reason I've never died in this story is that I've never had something worth dying for before.”

“- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it?- Hell no, I've never had an orgasm before having sex.”

“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not without lots of lubrication.”

“Death makes me hungry. Maybe it's because I've been emptied; or maybe it's the body's way of seeing to it that I remain alive.”