“My inner goddess is celebrating her inner bitch”
“My inner goddess has left the building and taken my libido with her.”
“My inner goddess fist-pumps the air above her chaise lounge.”
“Why? Were you hoping for something more exotic?"My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet."Oh no. I've had enough exotic for one day."Mr inner goddess pouts at me.”
“I flush,and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.”
“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”